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 15:55 | 14/Apr/2008
Sardar Strikes again
Interviewar: what s ur qualification?Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.... *********************************************** Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows? Sardar : liquid state.....Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind,  ALL WERE SARDARS....... *****... more...
 15:37 | 24/Mar/2008
Why do Women Cry?
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and beca... more...
 09:32 | 23/Mar/2008
Real story of Pune Beware.
Hi, If you know some one staying in Pune let them know this. If you are inpune, do go through this story COZ, its a real one. Read this true story...and let everybody you know in and around Pune especially University Road.........My friend lives in Deccan ... One day he went to University Road to visithisuncle for some days as his parents had to at... more...
 12:22 | 29/Feb/2008
Sardar Again
How do you keep a Sardar whole day busy?Take him to a Circular Room and ask him to sit in a Corner!!!    ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.........kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona Honda..  Sardar got an invitation to a party which said 'pink tie only' When he went to the party, he was surprised to find that othe... more...
 17:45 | 3/Feb/2008
Heart Attacks
This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about heart attacks. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.  For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink ... more...
 17:23 | 15/Jan/2008
LITTLE BOBBY ( Confessions of a Kid )
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get ... more...
 09:52 | 9/Jan/2008
Helping hands
Dear All,    If you have a function/party at your home and if there is excess food available at the end, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India) - child helpline. They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children.    "Helping hands are better than Praying Lips ". more...
 13:50 | 28/Nov/2007
Husbands for Sale!!!!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!!! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ..... more...
 13:50 | 28/Nov/2007
Your Personality
1. By Name2. By Month3. By Date4. By Signing Style1. By NameDoes your name begin with: A?U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You meanbusiness. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience forflirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute,demure, and subtly enticing. You are a... more...
 15:09 | 16/Nov/2007
Have a great day!!!
Every morning when you open your eyes, Tell yourself that it is special. Every day, every minute, Every second is a gift from God. You've got to dance like nobody's watching, And love like it's never going to hurt more...
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 Sanket Killedar | 14:05 | 20/Mar/2008
Friends: (16)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Music,Books,Humor...
Simple way to create a table.
Do you know Its possible create Table without using mouse and menus in MS-Word and Outlook. Here its that...Type the content (+--+---+--+) in Microsoft Word and press Enter. One row of a table will be created and for more rows you can press TAB.Step 1: Type             +----+--------+-----+Step 2: After having cursor on last +, press Enter.Step ...  more...
 datanentrygo | 07:49 | 19/Mar/2008
Friends: (293)  | City: Ranchi  | Interests: computerjobs
Jobs of editorial proofreading.
Jobs of editorial proofreading. Editorial proofreaders they can also recommend changes in word choice or inappropriate punctuation. Jobs of editorial proofreading. http://jobcenter.webs.com/pr.htm  more...
 jaan mishra | 15:07 | 3/Apr/2008
Friends: (27)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: travellig,music, ...
love v/s sex..... if u believe in God
  love v/s sex..... if u believe in GodA teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.She wasn"t afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she wal...  more...
 Romeo | 14:44 | 20/Dec/2007
Friends: (75)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: blogging , sharin...
Enjoy Life
Hello friends . Life is a very precious gift of God and the almighty has created us to love all human beings. So come and join this creative excercise and fun making process.Let's share our joys and sorrows together and understand each other.  more...
 MANMOHAN GAUR | 17:00 | 13/Dec/2007
Friends: (124)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Acting , writing ...
Just wait dear
Dear friends , wait and watch is an old proverb .In the same way the much u wait the more u know about ur friends.The hidden secrets are exposed the sooner we believe you are the real ours.Then everything which is our's become your's and the vice-versa.Then u are full of joy which is unbelievable as u got everything u even dreamt of .you have achie...  more...
 shanower | 12:28 | 19/Mar/2008
Friends: (50)  | City: Agra  | Interests: music, reading
EK ROSHNI...
friends,  today i am shareing my most favourite lines,(written by great  shaayer) with all of you. hope u will like it....waiting for your's comments.... MUJHSE mil kar koi meri bekhudi se darr gaya,wo...andhere mein jiya tha, roshni se darr gaya,uske zehen-o-dil per kaabiz thi hawas ki aandhiya,pass aaya to meri paakizagi se darr gaya !!! HUM apni...  more...
 Noanee Kapadia | 19:46 | 26/Feb/2008
Friends: (401)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Indian Army,Himal...
Paraplegic Centre in Pune ,You act now.
Dear Friends ,I have written about Paraplegic Centre in Pune earlier..Some more on it , I visited the Centre yesterday in Pune ,DR.Col Jyoti ,who looks after them is God in human form .My request is to those who can, must visit the centre. if you can visit in the evening you can share some hours with the inmates ,they are free ,and are playing game...  more...
 mukesh chauhan | 17:55 | 28/Feb/2008
Friends: (58)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Reading,cricket,h...
Your Birthday
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *   Is your birthday day 1 of the month? Your Life You are very curious and dedicating. When you are interested in something,everything else has to wait. This is your quality. But if you learn to be more patient and complete what you have started, you will be successful in lif...  more...
 kishore Navale | 12:43 | 23/Mar/2008
Friends: (173)  | City: Pune  | Interests: politics, reading...
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This is a hoarding Jet Airways put at a busy road in Mumbai SEE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT ......... AFTER A FEW DAYS ... and FINALLY ...      more...
 CitiGirl | 17:04 | 19/Sep/2007
Friends: (58)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Reading, Trek, sp...
I Blog because
this is my home where i stay painting pictures night and day mind my canvas words my colour pictures i paint are forever my grass is blue my sky is green trees full of flower with leaves in between my pictures show, what i long to see. upside down or inside out, world according to me. ugly, are they? please leave them alone. filled you with joy? do take them home.  more...
 Uday Sodhi | 15:49 | 21/Feb/2008
Friends: (224)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Internet, Travel,...
Secret of Joy - nice video
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 Poornima K | 13:13 | 31/Dec/2007
Friends: (45)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Reading books,Tra...
Wish
Hello Everyone,            Wish you all a very very happy and prosperous new year........ May all your wishes come true this year. Poorni  more...
 Sandhya Suri | 21:47 | 21/Jan/2008
Friends: (656)  | City: Jaipur  | Interests: Life
Smirk
Wandering…The dark alleys of the mind’s deepest corridorsResounding… Crying…Grasping the folds of the silken shawl of memoriesSearching… Seeking…Truths too bitter to tell, too smattered with the bloodSpreading… Covering…Hiding the realities, the ignorant bliss of a heartless mindSalvaging… Begging…For redemption from the knowledge that defies the s...  more...
 Vibhuti | 13:19 | 9/Apr/2008
Friends: (424)  | City: Ahmedabad  | Interests: Living life fulle...
Thank You STAR!
Hey Friends, With reference to my dear iLander friend Star Trekker(startrekker.rediffiland.com)’s latest blog i.e Animal Sense, I also realize that how animal and tribe are step ahead to us.We so call intelligent creature always treat them as secondary and many times even neglected them. We don’t even feel to listen or notice the singles they give ...  more...
 A S | 13:44 | 25/Mar/2008
Friends: (390)  | City: Pune  | Interests: Food, Books, Movi...
I PROMISE MYSELF
To be so strong that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.To talk health, happiness and prosperity to every person I meet.To make all my friends feel that there is something worthwhile in them.To look at the sunny side of everything and make my optimism come trueTo think only of the best, to work only for the bestand to expect only the best.To be j...  more...
 Reshma Thakkar | 21:11 | 26/Mar/2008
Friends: (2081)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Enjoying life as ...
SHOULD WE
 Should we build our surroundings --or thoughts?Should we seek pleasure --or happiness?Should we progress materially --or spiritually?Should we nurse our ego --or ability?Should we fear death --or disease?Should we be worthy of praise from man --Or God?Should we be intelligent --Or wise?Should we attempt to win --Or achieve?Should we envy –Or admir...  more...
 Karuna sanghvi | 07:52 | 13/Sep/2007
Friends: (112)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Reading, browsing...
Daily Affirmation
Daily Affirmation                               September 13, 2007     "I'm never down; I am either up or getting up."     To practice your affirmation, release your thought patterns. Go beyond what you have been thinking for years.  more...
 sanjeev snehi | 01:07 | 31/Oct/2007
Friends: (1044)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: theatre, journali...
‘Eating the Earth’!
 Eating meat, dairy and eggs threatens our planet.You use much less land and water if you eat crops directly. Animals use most of the protein they eat to live, not 'grow' meat. So eating meat adds to water shortages, forest clearing, soil damage, use of oil-based pesticides - and climate change. "By 2050 the world's livestock will be consuming as m...  more...
 Mainak Mazumder | 20:11 | 2/Mar/2008
Friends: (653)  | City: GREEN PLANET  | Interests: Disaster Manageme...
Relief and Discrimination
Relief and Discrimination: In any emergency, the response by Governments and Aid organizations can only said to be successful when it reaches everyone in need. But in disaster zones worldwide, despite the best efforts of many, a great need remains.  The main things that happen in the disaster areas are: 1)       Importance shifting to other emergen...  more...
 Misty Bella | 16:26 | 23/Nov/2007
Friends: (35)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: SEEKING MY NEW SE...
Jab We Met
Jab We Met Never in my entire life had I felt such a strong urge to get away by myself somewhere, anywhere, far from the daily grind. I realized that I badly needed a break if I were to be able to function normally without the bitterness and the grouses. Something else that had been brewing up for a while, suddenly failed to materialize, and I felt...  more...
 Shyama Menon | 10:28 | 1/Dec/2007
Friends: (522)  | City: Cochin  | Interests: Finding the real ...
Sporting me!
You know how it is, one fine day, you end up playing some sport and realize how fit you really are. It may be a company sports event or maybe a club sports day that lets you know your fitness level. For me it's our building association’s fancy sounding “Winter Olympics”! So there I was participating in all sorts of things these last two weeks and d...  more...
 Binu Abraham | 17:24 | 9/Apr/2008
Friends: (790)  | City: Cochin  | Interests: Reading
106 year old Web surfer
She is 106 years old and is learning how to use computers  more...
 asha jyothi | 17:57 | 20/Jun/2007
Friends: (44)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: kids, philosophy
Cracked Pot
An elderly  woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on ...  more...
 anjali gupta | 08:50 | 14/Mar/2008
Friends: (87)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: reading,dreaming,...
a story
i got ready & went to school.In the first period,our class teacher,who taught us English ,told us to take out our composition exercise books.I took out the mathematics copy book by misake.I repalced it quickly but the teacher,prhaps,had kept her gaze fixed on me. She shouted,''Come here with your copy-book,Anjali!'' I obeyed her but her angry looks...  more...
 Sujata Tawde | 17:01 | 24/Jun/2007
Friends: (21)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: reading,writing,b...
MUMBAI'S LINGUA FRANCA
MUMBAI'S  LINGUA  FRANCA Mumbai's My'boli' Your attention please! 'Bindhas tapori' speaking.Majority of Mumbai's population is in the teenage bracket. It's natural to communicate with you in your 'boli'. And your 'boli' is tapori. To  be continued ... Keep reading  more...
 Thohe Pou | 21:30 | 1/Mar/2008
Friends: (820)  | City: Pune  | Interests: Reading philosoph...
Free and Fair Election in Nagaland
 The time has come for the Nagas to decide whom to elect. It is the high time for the Nagas to vote for the right party in Nagaland. If the people vote for the wrong party, the Naga people will suffer for a long period of five years. When you enjoy your life with peace and prosperity, you do not know how the year passes. But in suffering, one year ...  more...
 firdaus | 20:18 | 8/Mar/2008
Friends: (128)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: books...
parachute love
Save me!My parachute love..Falling from up up and awayCan't remember,who threw meAnd didn't want me to stayIt was heaven, but its all overAnd I am happy as hell.Save me!Mah parachute love..Can't clutch much through the cloudI scream in frustration, I can't flyI am dying, just be my shroud.It was inhuman, but its all overAnd I am free as a ghost.Sav...  more...
 sanzeev Yadav | 08:41 | 10/Apr/2008
Friends: (440)  | City: Chengdu  | Interests: We wish & aspire ...
Letter from me to my life
"Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell." From Insignificant Idiot (Sanzeev) to my love (sweetie)click here to read Wisdom of weekwill you marry me This is a letter from me to my love (Sweetie)To attempt to describe the things ...  more...
 antara ghosh | 22:22 | 16/Jan/2008
Friends: (314)  | City: katihar  | Interests: love to make frie...
ANTARA IS BACK AGAIN FOR FRIENDS...
      Tax his land,Tax his wage, Tax his bed in which he lays.Tax his tractor,Tax his mule,Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his cow,Tax his goat,Tax his pants,Tax his coat.Tax his ties, Tax his shirts,Tax his work,Tax his dirt.Tax his tobacco,Tax his drink,Tax him if he tries to think.Tax his booze,Tax his beers,If he cries,Tax his tears.Tax his b...  more...
 Priya nair | 11:33 | 9/Apr/2008
Friends: (191)  | Interests: Reading, Music
Beginning
Confused emotions; excitement, trepidation, guilt, love, inexplicable happiness; I was finding it hard to breathe. I couldn’t tell anyone what I was going through – not even to the person who was the reason behind all conflicts. I stared again at the phone – willing it to ring , scared that it would. Why had I given him the number? How would his vo...  more...
 Farag Afify | 11:28 | 17/Feb/2008
Friends: (297)  | City: Kuwait  | Interests: Poetry, Photograp...
Hoax-Slayer
 Friend to FriendSubject: FOUR THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DOVery, very useful info.4 THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DOThere are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that y...  more...
 Girija D | 17:20 | 19/Apr/2007
Friends: (53)  | City: Guwahati  | Interests: Nature, books, music
For a Friend
 Remove these painsThese shackles that bind meSet me free and let me liveIf I must live….Was her plea The world went byAs she watchedFrom behind the cocoon That she had wrought.Fearless…without expectation,Sending out silent prayers For humanity. The cocoon soon brokeAnd out she emerged, standing alone…Bewildered by the onslaughtThe slings and the ...  more...
 chaitali rai | 21:00 | 11/Apr/2008
Friends: (569)  | City: in my sweet little world  | Interests: films,astrology,y...
                                   PRICELESS WORDS           A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.             He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees             is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.             He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and           ...  more...
 Prachi Sameer | 11:32 | 7/Apr/2008
Friends: (235)  | City: Pune  | Interests: Time Takes Care o...
Dard se mera daman bhar de!
 You know... What happened the other day? I was giving a Solo in open air… in a garden… under the tree… as soon as I started singing… all the birds… cuckoos & perhaps… a nightingale also… :O))) Started… singing... chirping… & responding… to the music… and the whole atmosphere was filled with the songs sung by Man n Nature together… Indeed... It was...  more...
 DV Bhartiya | 12:37 | 10/Oct/2007
Friends: (953)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Blogging, Patriot...
PDS Godowns Loot In West Bengal
I am watching a news on TV since last two days that in some districts of West Bengal people have started to loot the godowns of PDS grain holders. All these people seems to be the general pubic. I was trying to understand the reasons prompting the people to take such horrible steps despite the presence of police behind them and legal punishment. On...  more...
 prasanna jha | 20:06 | 30/Jul/2007
Friends: (62)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Indian classical ...
Facelift or ruin?
It was almost past 10.30pm and on my way back home, I saw the medical store on the verge of being closed. I had some medicine to buy, so stopped my car and went into the shop. The medicine shopkeeper was waiting for his last customer (so far) to leave and she was not in a mood to go so easily. I asked for my medicine, the other person on the counte...  more...
 Ranjan Sengupta | 15:25 | 24/May/2007
Friends: (827)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: music, reading no...
Physics and Music
Can we define music? Most of us may agree that it is bourn by a time series, jointly or independently, of amplitude, frequency and complexity, three fundamental well-known parameters used in physics. This time series is the objective reality, or the fictional reality of physics. But obviously all such time series pertaining to auditory sensation ar...  more...
 Shruti | 18:15 | 17/Sep/2007
Friends: (173)  | Interests: Travel, Music
Missing you all..
Dear Friends,Sincere apologies for not been able to keep in touch with you all for a long time now. Just came back to say Hi to all my friends.Off late, been very busy with my work and personal engagements, guys……….don’t get ideas not settling down with someone, ( u see abhi meri umar hi kya hai J).But needless to say I miss you all a lot, don’t kn...  more...
 RAVINESH KUMAR | 10:19 | 14/Apr/2008
Friends: (233)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: MUSIC,CHATTING,AN...
HOME MANAGEMENT
HOME MANAGEMENT Parents who are chief of any home depend on its ladies dominated or gents dominated. Well known thing that metros like Delhi is ladies dominated and gents obey the decision taken by chief of the home but state like Bihar is mixed and some places ladies dominated and some places ladies dominated too. It is also well known that chief ...  more...
 BHAVANA BHAN... | 12:09 | 8/Nov/2007
Friends: (115)  | Interests: reading,music.mak...
Greetings
Hi Friends....Sorry friends,i  have stopped writings but today i m here to wish u all.....Happy Diwali..All yr wishes of life get fulfill with happiness n joys and always keep smiling.Yours life sparkles like stars.  more...
 Anu Julka | 13:23 | 26/Jul/2007
Friends: (29)  | City: Chandigarh  | Interests: Music, movies
THAT IS WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT
Read this somewhere..great piece worth reading..here it is you for all you fellow bloggers.....------------------------------------------ ---It was a busy morning, about 8:30 , when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am . I took his vital signs...